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EXT. DRIVEWAY – – DAY

WOMAN This is Humphrey. He’s the cutest, cuddliest little car I’ve ever owned. He’s a 1957 FIAT. I originally got him... Isn’t he cute? Everyone thinks so. He reminds me a lot of this guy I went out with once. Pretty to look at and a great body, but not so gifted under the hood–if you know what I mean. Over the years, Humphrey and I have had many many great times together. I remember once we... Then there was this other time when we... Lately, however, things haven’t been been running all that smoothly. Instead of bopping around town together like we always loved to do, Humphrey seems to prefer sitting around the garage wallowing in his many colored fluids. I don’t think it’s anything too serious, but... So I got to thinking... maybe I’m being selfish for holding on to him. Maybe he would have a happier, more productive life with someone more able to deal with his “special” needs. Maybe someone else could.